Sometimes they bless your stomach with the most wonderful taste, other times this dish scorches your tongue with the burning rage of Hell itself.
Taurus: Beef Stew
With so many ingredients, vegetables, and meat chunks floating around, each spoonful has a little different taste to it. But each one leaves your belly warm and happy. Unless you eat it too fast— then your throat burns like a thousand suns.
Gemini: A two-tiered marble cake with whipped cream frosting.
Light and airy, but pure angelic gold on your tongue, this double-layered cake can make a grown man cry for more, but can topple over if you aren’t careful.
To eat clams takes a bit of work. Sometimes the shells open up, and sometimes they don’t. Which means sometimes it takes a bit of work to get to the delicious and soft center.
Exotic, expensive, and utterly delicious, with a wide range of varieties, you’ll never run out of new tastes and experiences with this blessed food.
Virgo: Fettuccine Alfredo with grilled chicken
Simple and easy to make, this can feed a whole family, or a hot date for two. Not to mention the glorious taste!
Libra: Greek Salad
Usually seen as a “summer salad,” this dish has an array of different tastes. One bite may have a bit of bitterness from the oregano, another might be sweet from a tomato. Regardless, this dish is surely from Mount Olympus itself!
Scorpio: Dark Chocolate Brownies
Sweet, and bitter at the same time, this dish may not be best for everyone. Those who do like it, however, can taste the heavenly blessings of God himself. Best served hot.
Light and juicy, this is a healthy and natural dish. The freshness of it often remind’s one of suburban summers. There are no surprises with this dish— what you see is what you get. But you’ll enjoy it.
Capricorn: New England Clam Chowder
Not for everyone, this is often an acquired taste. Those who do like it, however, describe it as the tears of Seraphs past, blessing the cold winter nights. While the ingredients are rather simple, not every bite is quite like the last.
Aquarius: Sesame Tofu Stir-Fry Over Rice
This dish is packed with healthful ingredients: Sesame seeds offer iron, magnesium, and zinc. Slender shoots of asparagus add color and crispness. Plus, green asparagus is higher in vitamins A and C and than the white variety. With Tofu instead of meat, this dish aids in the quest to cease animal cruelty.
Pisces: Peanut Butter & Jelly
Simple and inexpensive, this is a meal we’ve all grown up with and love with a simple nostalgia. There are several variations, to this old recipe as well; You can use Strawberry instead of Grape jelly, or substitute Nutella. Regardless of the changes this dish has gone through, it remains loved by many.