So I was messing around with one of my Astrology programs, and the compatibility function, and accidentally set the compatibility to my chart x my chart.
So this is how compatible I am with myself (blue is good, red is bad) vs how compatible I am with Hunter. xD
Talking with a Scorpio:Me:
So, you come across three bears. What do they look like?Boyfriend:
They're white and weigh 1,000 pounds.Me:
This is a personality thing! Be serious!Bf:
I am being serious! They're polar bears!Me:
In the middle of a forest? Seriously? Alright. How do you interact with them?Bf:
I have some Coca-Cola with them!Me:
Oh, come on!
Calli: I'm going to SLAP YOU WITH SILENCE.
Hunter: Thank God.
Calli: So apparently Capricorns have been described as "sexually repressed and/or kind of boring in bed."
Calli: Yeah. I was like WHAT. Then went into a detailed and lengthy report on our sex life.
Hunter: Don't do that!
So, Drake said that when he finishes his drawings he will upload them, then send URLs to the people they are for
I explained to him that you can’t send people URL’s on Tumblr’s ask system. He asked why, and I said to prevent spam.
A few moments later, I received this.
Accompanied by him informing me;
"They can’t stop me from sending spam!"
I’m laughing so hard right now omg
“I want the younger version of myself, er, my children, to read the Harry Potter series as they grow up.
Then, when they’re 11, I’ll send them a letter saying they’ve been accepted to Hogwarts.
I’ll be their teacher since they’re mudbloods, technically, but I’ll tell them that I go to Hogwarts and I’ll teach them Latin and figure out ways to like tie a string to a paper to make it seem like it’s floating.
Ohmygod.” — A Sagittarius. (Drake)
Drake: Hunter! Spell "me."
Hunter: M - E.
Drake: You forgot the "d."
Hunter: *stares at*
Calli: There's no "d" in "me!"
Drake: Not yet!
Hunter: I was scared of that, that's why I didn't say anything!
Hunter tried telling me he isn’t materialistic, even though he’s a Capricorn Sun/Leo Moon.
Now he’s sitting next to me petting/cuddling with his money.
And then he fucking usED THE CAPRICORN PICK UP LINE ON ME! He just looked at me and goes “Hey baby. Wanna go out? I have more money then you can spend.” and I just
Calli: So, we're discussing what music genre suits each zodiac sign.
Calli: Yep. One person said that Punk would be best for Sagittarius because you're tactless.
Drake: What?! Do you really think I'm tactless?
Calli: Do you even know what "tact" is?
Drake: No! But that doesn't mean I'm without it!
“I look at it like this; if I kill you, I can’t ever bring you back. If I let you live, I can kill you at any time.” —
Guys I’m kind of scared come help me please