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Cars, and the Zodiac; What would your Sign Drive?

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Pisces drive?

I have a..uhm… Oh, I don’t remember, but it’s parked right… over… uhm…”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would an Aquarius drive?

I take buses and subways. Cars are for snobby people.”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Capricorn drive?

A mercedes benz.”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Sagittarius drive?

What car? I’m on a plane right now.”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Scorpio drive?

"Something in a dark color, tinted windows. No one will know what it looks like inside.”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Libra drive?

"I love Chevy’s. But Volkswagens are great too. And Audis… Maybe I’ll just ride with a friend."

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Virgo drive?

An economic car. I will have it clean and neat and ready to drive everyone everywhere.”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Leo drive?

A limo.. with a chauffeur.”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Cancer drive?

A minivan.”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Gemini drive?

Car? You mean two cars.”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would a Taurus drive?

A volvo.”

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Cars and zodiac signs: What would an Aries drive?

Something fast… and red!”

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