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9 months ago  •  37  • Reblog
#zodiac #astrology #links #car

I have a..uhm… Oh, I don’t remember, but it’s parked right… over… uhm…”

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1 year ago  •  45  • Reblog
#car #joke

I take buses and subways. Cars are for snobby people.”

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1 year ago  •  35  • Reblog
#joke #car #bus

A mercedes benz.”

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1 year ago  •  27  • Reblog
#car #joke

What car? I’m on a plane right now.”

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1 year ago  •  39  • Reblog
#joke #car

"Something in a dark color, tinted windows. No one will know what it looks like inside.”

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1 year ago  •  50  • Reblog
#car #joke

"I love Chevy’s. But Volkswagens are great too. And Audis… Maybe I’ll just ride with a friend."

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1 year ago  •  15  • Reblog
#joke #car

An economic car. I will have it clean and neat and ready to drive everyone everywhere.”

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1 year ago  •  25  • Reblog
#joke #car

A limo.. with a chauffeur.”

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1 year ago  •  24  • Reblog
#car #joke

A minivan.”

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1 year ago  •  22  • Reblog
#car #joke

Car? You mean two cars.”

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1 year ago  •  29  • Reblog
#car #joke

A volvo.”

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1 year ago  •  13  • Reblog
#car #joke

Something fast… and red!”

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1 year ago  •  15  • Reblog
#car #joke