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6 months ago  •  15  • Reblog
#zodiac #astrology #links #dollars

“Well, I would probably donate a large amount to my favorite charities, maybe help the homeless, starving children in Africa, the troops, orphans, and if there’s some left after that… I’d use it to get my masters degree. Early.”

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1 year ago  •  32  • Reblog
#gif #joke #dollars

“Roll around in it!”

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1 year ago  •  17  • Reblog
#joke #dollars #gif

"Buy myself a few new outfits, then invest some in the stockmarket, and put the remainder in the bank."

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1 year ago  •  35  • Reblog
#gif #dollars #joke

"Buy myself an airplane. Oh, but you could ride it, if you paid the admission fare."

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1 year ago  •  17  • Reblog
#gif #dollars #joke

"Begin my carrer as a professional sp— I mean… buy a fancy car."

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1 year ago  •  32  • Reblog
#gif #dollars #joke

"Buy only the most exquisite of clothing, the best bottle of wine, and take my sweetheart to the finest restaurant." 

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1 year ago  •  17  • Reblog
#gif #dollars #joke

"Count it, to make sure they got it right. Then count it again. Then buy a nice house, and a maid who passes a background check."

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1 year ago  •  22  • Reblog
#gif #dollars #joke

"Basically anything a King/Queen would."

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1 year ago  •  10  • Reblog
#gif #dollars #joke

"Give some to my friends and family."

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1 year ago  •  18  • Reblog
#gif #joke #dollars

"Buy two of everything! After showing off how rich I am.”

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1 year ago  •  18  • Reblog
#gif #dollars #joke

"Buy ALL the food!"

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1 year ago  •  51  • Reblog
#gif #dollars #joke

"Go on a shopping spree! New clothes, new car, new everything!" 

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1 year ago  •  29  • Reblog
#gif #joke #dollars