I was under the influence.
It felt like the right thing to do.
They put something in my food.
I thought I could stop before any real damage was done.
I didn’t notice what time it was.
Did I really have that many?
I’m just weird, I guess.
I think about things differently.
My computer had a virus.
What are you going to do about it?
Who cares about the stupid rules anyway?
It’s nothing serious.
I was only following orders.
It all happened so fast.
I had to see a doctor.
My job got to me.
We really need the money.
Have you ever heard of satire?
I was in the mood.
It’s a tax write off.
I didn’t think I’d get caught.
I didn’t mean to do it.
No one else has to know about it.
Get a warrant.
Talk to my lawyer.
They thought I was going to die.
I only did it because my partner does it.
(He, She, It, The devil) made me do it.
I was having personal problems.
No, I think that was you, I wouldn’t do that.
Can we compromise on this somehow?
My accountant told me it was OK.
My doctor told me to do it.
You asked for critique.
I couldn’t help myself.
My allergies were acting up.
It was that damn medicine.
I didn’t know anybody was watching.
I wasn’t thinking clearly, I had a fever.
I have special privileges.
I wanted to.
It’s not my fault.
I had a back ache.
It’s practically a family tradition.
I felt like doing it.
I didn’t feel like doing it.
They put something in the water supply.
I had a stomach ache.
It all started in my childhood…
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I didn’t lose it, I misplaced it.
I had no idea this would happen.
My (sister, brother) did it.
I had a cold.
It was on sale.
I didn’t know that it would cost that much.
I thought you’d like it.
I meant to bring it back sooner.
I had a sore throat.
I’ve been doing it that way for years.
I didn’t do it.
They dared me to do it.
I didn’t know it was loaded.
I had to do it.
I had no idea I was going so fast.
It was an accident.
It’s a free country, man.
I can do what I want to do.
They would sacrifice their life to get their loved on the muffin they were craving.
During a scientific experiment, they would accidentally attach the wrong cords and get electrocuted.
Capricorn would be so obsessed with finishing a project or meeting a goal that they try to survive on coffee. They discover that isn’t possible, when they starve to death.
Sagittarius would die from a freak Sky-diving accident.