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The Astral Twelve
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Pisces, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Aquarius, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Capricorn, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Sagittarius, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Scorpio, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Libra, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Virgo, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Leo, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Cancer, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Gemini, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Taurus, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Aries, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

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Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Tag: excuses

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Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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I was under the influence.

It felt like the right thing to do.

They put something in my food.

I thought I could stop before any real damage was done.

I didn’t notice what time it was.

I forgot.

Did I really have that many?

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