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When you compliment a Pisces:

"Oh! You are too sweet! Thank you so much!" *gently blushes and hides face in hands*

  #zodiac    #astrology    #pisces    #compliment    #joke  

When you compliment an Aquarius:

"Well, I may or may not agree with you, but I appreciate the sentiment regardless!" *tries to decide if they agree or disagree*

  #zodiac    #astrology    #aquarius    #compliment    #joke  

When you compliment a Capricorn:

"Thanks." *isn’t surprised*

  #zodiac    #astrology    #compliment    #joke    #capricorn  

When you compliment a Sagittarius:

"Do you really mean it?" *happy 5evar*

  #zodiac    #astrology    #sagittarius    #compliment    #joke  

When you compliment a Scorpio:

"Oh, is that so?" *violently blushes, while suspicious as to what other person is trying to do*

  #zodiac    #astrology    #libra    #compliment    #joke  

When you compliment a Libra:

"Aww, ya really think so?" *secretly hopes for more compliments*

  #zodiac    #astrology    #libra    #compliment    #joke  

When you compliment a Virgo:

"Alright. *moves on with life*"

  #zodiac    #astrology    #virgo    #joke    #compliment  

When you compliment a Cancer:

"No, you [returns compliment]! *giggle galore*"

  #zodiac    #astrology    #compliment    #cancer    #joke  

When you compliment a Gemini:

"Thank you. Where is that coming from? What brought that to mind? *curious Gemini is curious*"

  #zodiac    #astrology    #gemini    #compliment    #joke  

When you compliment a Taurus:

"Oh. *internal debate over responding with ‘I know’ or ‘thank you.’*"

  #zodiac    #astrology    #taurus    #compliment    #joke  

When you compliment an Aries:

"Shut up. *aggressive blushing*"

  #zodiac    #astrology    #compliment    #joke    #aries  
Pisces, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

Pisces, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

  #zodiac    #astrology    #joke    #drunk  
Aquarius, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

Aquarius, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

  #zodiac    #astrology    #joke    #drunk  
Capricorn, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

Capricorn, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

  #zodiac    #astrology    #joke    #drunk  
Sagittarius, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

Sagittarius, you’re drunk, get off Facebook.

  #zodiac    #astrology    #joke    #drunk  

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