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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?”

1 year ago  •  53  • Reblog
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"You fascinate me more than fundamental theorem of calculus."

1 year ago  •  73  • Reblog
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"Hi, I make more money than you can spend."

1 year ago  •  40  • Reblog
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“All those curves, and me with no brakes.”

1 year ago  •  44  • Reblog
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Your place or mine?”

1 year ago  •  37  • Reblog
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"Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon."

1 year ago  •  23  • Reblog
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"Baby, you must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet."

1 year ago  •  26  • Reblog
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"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

1 year ago  •  35  • Reblog
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Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I’m going to marry.”

1 year ago  •  37  • Reblog
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Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?”

1 year ago  •  53  • Reblog
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Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?”

1 year ago  •  38  • Reblog
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I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?”

1 year ago  •  31  • Reblog
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