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A Sag friend of mine telling me why she has “commitment issues”.

"So you know the ‘triangle of love’ or whatever? Like the three sides are passion, commitment and intimacy. Well I already have a lot of friends that cover commitment and intimacy, like you (I’m a Taurus). So in my romantic relationships, I feel like I only really need the passion to feel fulfilled."

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My Taurus mom and my Aquarius dad one morning while eating breakfast:

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Dad: -names off things we have to do and starts to fuss with Mom-

Mom: STOP PISSING IN MY CORNFLAKES!

Lol!

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astrologycompatibilityandself submitted:

This is a conversation between my Aries Aunt (Top comment) and her Scorpio son/my cousin (bottom comment) about my Uncle dying a few years back since it’s been father’s day today. I thought it was just.. Nice how my cousin reminded me of the soft side of Scorpios, and how they both acted. : )
(ps hope I’m doing this right??)

You did it perfectly. :)
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This is a conversation between my Aries Aunt (Top comment) and her Scorpio son/my cousin (bottom comment) about my Uncle dying a few years back since it’s been father’s day today. I thought it was just.. Nice how my cousin reminded me of the soft side of Scorpios, and how they both acted. : )

(ps hope I’m doing this right??)

You did it perfectly. :)

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Anonymous submitted to astraltwelve:

Conversation between a Cancer (blue) and a Libra (Grey)

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Conversation between a Cancer (blue) and a Libra (Grey)

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Anonymous submitted to astraltwelve:

Conversation between a Cancer (blue) and a Virgo (Grey)

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Conversation between a Cancer (blue) and a Virgo (Grey)

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I hope you’re still taking these

blaaaaask submitted to astraltwelve:

Taurus father informing Aquarius daughter of his shopping adventures with mother.

Dad (Taurus): “We stopped at a few stores. Some Rue place. A kitchen one. And Aerostople.”
Me (Aquarius): *Dies laughing* “AeroSTOPle?”
Dad (Taurus): “Whatever. It used to be Aristotle when I was growing up.”

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I’m always accepting these! 

Aerostople omg I’m going to call it that from now on. xD

-Calli

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The three Earth signs living together - Mother (Taurus), eldest daughter (Virgo), and youngest daughter (Capricorn)

saltwaterphoenix submitted:

Capricorn: That’s not my hair in the shower. That’s your hair.
Virgo: No, that’s your hair. It’s too long to be mine.
Capricorn: Well whatever it can’t be mine because I actually clean out the shower when I’m done with it.
Virgo: I clean out the shower!! I’m not a goddamn barbarian!!
Capricorn: Well then I guess Mom will have to tell us who’s hair it is!
Virgo: Yeah Mom who has to clean up the hair that’s obviously not mine?
Taurus: I DON’T CARE JUST STOP BICKERING AND STOP EATING ALL OF MY FOOD

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This is fantastic. xD

-Calli

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Leo updating Virgo friend on the results of her work outs

saltwaterphoenix submitted:

Leo: So I was giving my mom a back massage last night
Leo: and I noticed my arms in the mirror
Leo: and I was like
Leo: damn
Leo: look at my muscles
Leo: look at how toned I’m getting
Leo: So I started flexing and my GOD I look amazing
Virgo: …what about your mom’s massage?
Leo: Basically I forgot about it
Leo: She told me, “Let me know when you’re done admiring yourself” and got up and left.

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This is so hilarious omg

-Calli

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A conversation between Libra dad and Pisces daughter. (With Pisces mom sitting on the other side of the table)

showuplikeahurricane submitted:

Daughter: It says here that your moon is in Taurus.
Dad: Does that mean that I get a ring through my nose?
Daughter: No. It does mean you probably like art, and old things, like vintage things.
Dad: Yes, I do like old things, that’s why I married your mom. -laughs the hardest of everyone at his own joke-

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Bahahahaha. xD

-Calli

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Aquarius Sister and Aries Brother on Equality

skully-skullz submitted to astraltwelve:

Aquarius: I don’t want equality, that means a guy can punch me in the face cuz we are equal -_-

Aries: I don’t like equality either, I like being the best

Aquarius: ………HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I hope no one ever gives you too much power

Aries: What do you mean give me power, I take that sh!t

Aquarius: I’ll just stay on your good side them

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I’m laughing really hard, this is amazing, I love you. XD <3

-Calli

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Aries and Scorpio disccusing about a puppy

xxxmusicncookiesxxx submitted to astraltwelveaskbox:

Sorry if you’re not doing the chat thing anymore but this may be a bit entertaining.

*Scorpio sends picture of puppy*

Aries: HERRO PUPPY-SAN

Scorpio: XD Puppy-san is now nibbling on the coach

Aries: YOU GOT A REBEL IN YOUR HANDS MAN. NIBBLIN ON COACHES, SLEEPIN PAST ELEVEN, TAKING A TEN MINUTE WALK

Scorpio: She also woke me up at 5 am today

Aries: GURRRRRL YOU GOT SOME TROBLE RUNNIN THRU YO HOUSE 

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I am SO still doing this! :D 

For anyone interested, read this! <3

-Calli

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Gemini woman enticed by a Scorpio man

kermyyy submitted to astraltwelve:

A man of his own, he is.

His ideals and all that he is,

I wouldn’t change any of that for the world.

A dear soul that connects with mine,

so perfect and content.

Open minded and passionate, he will always be. 

Never have I cared so deeply.

What he’s got is far beyond compare.

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A Leo In Love With An Aquarius (Poem about our sign)

happilyhorany submitted to astraltwelve:

Your eyes seem like the light blue of the sky

Your soul seems like it’s as deep as the sea

My breath leaves me mouth in a heavy sigh

It is not mean to be for you to love me

It always seems like you have nobody

But by my sights you are never alone

I would love to be your source of happy

Whether we’re out and about or at home

You will carry my heart with you always

Though I will not have yours, keep it safe please

I can’t stop thinking about you for days

Though unrequited the love will not cease

It may sound really, very pathetic

All those others will just never get it.

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Gemini Unknown

ilgiorgio submitted to astraltwelve:

I pray to know

What is behind me

What will always stalk me.

It’s at my back

It’s what i lack.

I don’t know if it’s fear

Or i’m just afraid.

Of what i can do

And who i can hurt.

I will only know

It’s a shadow on me.

It’s my unknown Gemini.

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Inside My Head: A Cancer Haiku

is2ac submitted to astraltwelve:

The tide moves slowly

The sea of emotions stirs

Hide into the home

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